How do baseball players always stay cool?
They sit near their fans.
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
When fish play football, who is the captain?