If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missiletoe.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What are you studying in math?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What does an evil hen lay?
Where does money love to go shopping?