Where do sheep get their hair cut?
At the baa baas.
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What vegetables make the best music?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
How do bees get to school?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why do magicians score well in exams?