Where do sheep get their hair cut?
At the baa baas.
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What tree has the most bark?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?