What animal knows kung fu?
The chipmunk.
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?