What car can't keep a secret?
A Kia Telluride.
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?