What car can't keep a secret?
A Kia Telluride.
What do you call a pig thief?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What horn never makes a sound?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?