Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Because it was always sweeping during class!
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What did the stair machines call each other?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?