Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Because it uses a honeycomb!
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
When do cows get tired?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?