Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Because it uses a honeycomb!
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why is furniture so generous?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why are cars magic?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
How does dinner smell?