Why did the map not want to be weighed?
It wasn't to scale.
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why are fish such good architects?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why do vampires always look sick?