Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
His heart wasn't in it.
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Where do polar bears vote?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?