What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog, because it croaks every night.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do insects learn at school?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What is the most faithful insect?