Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
They were playing for the cup.
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why do bees buzz?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What vegetables make the best music?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why did the elk have great hair?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?