Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
They were playing for the cup.
Why are English teachers so smart?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?