What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Frostbite.
Who are Frosty's parents?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?