What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Frostbite.
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why did the cat start laughing?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?