Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
He was the point guard.
What animal loves Indian food?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?