Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
He was the point guard.
What sports are both plant-based?
What style of music weighs the most?
What table can you never sit at?
What building always gets stains on it?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What's the loudest sport?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?