Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Because the winds of change are coming.
A book just fell on my head.
What is an archer's favorite store?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why did the echo get detention?