What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
A maybee.
What does Santa order at the bar?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do fairies always drink?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do jokesters study in college?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Where do baby apes sleep?
When do astronauts eat?