What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
A maybee.
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Can February March?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Families are like fudge.
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?