Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
I'm not a bad putter.
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?