What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
A CAT-erpillar.
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Which plant has the best roar?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?