What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
A CAT-erpillar.
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Which animal is the most religious?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What makes a glow worm glow?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What country has the most fish?
Where would you find an elephant?
What horn never makes a sound?
How long will dinner be?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?