Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
They love to be buttered up!
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why are all priests fit?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?