Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
They love to be buttered up!
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?