Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
To test the waters!
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What did March say to the madness?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
How do you make antifreeze?