Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
To test the waters!
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do nosey peppers do?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?