What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
To chill out more.
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What type of car do planets buy?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
How do you talk to a giant?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?