What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
He called a tow truck.
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do elves learn in school?
What's the richest basketball team?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?