What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A firequacker.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What day is your mom always right?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why do cows wear bells?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?