What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Oh crepe!
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
How do you care for a sick bird?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why is money so stubborn?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?