What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Spider silk.
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
How do fireflies start a race?
Which state is the cleanest?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?