What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line.
How did the pirate call his mother?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?