What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
It went over their heads.
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What is the color of the wind?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do insects learn at school?
How do snowmen get information?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?