What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Sneak-ers!
What do you call a singing rodent?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What horn never makes a sound?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Do dads always snore?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What's the scariest letter?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Surprise!!!!