What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
A jury.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
I broke my finger!
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?