Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Thoroughbreads.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Where do colds go on vacation?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What did the hostess name her daughter?