Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
It goes good with the traffic jam.
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What did the confused bee say?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?