Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
It goes good with the traffic jam.
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What kind of books do boats write?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why was the bud so shy?