What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
The space bar.
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do cats eat for breakfast?