What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Mud pie.
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What fish only swims at night?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?