What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Look clover there.
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
How do hurricanes see?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why are winter days great?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?