What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Look clover there.
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why are fish such good architects?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?