How do dog catchers get paid?
By the pound.
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Which state is the cleanest?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Where does breakfast live?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?