What kind of key opens a haunted house?
A spooKEY.
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
How is cat food sold?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What's the friendliest national park?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What musical instrument is the best typist?