What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Have a blast!
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What birds make average students?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?