What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Have a blast!
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
How are teens like cats?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you call octopus twins?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why are cars magic?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?