What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Stop horsing around!
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Surprise!!!!
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?