What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Stop horsing around!
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What fish only swims at night?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why are books always so angry?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What did summer say to spring?