Why do owls make lousy reporters?
They only ask who.
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why was the bunny upset?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?