What game can you play while eating dinner?
Table tennis.
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What's the king of all school supplies?
How do you grill cheese?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
A book just fell on my head.