Why are stones so good at music?
They're obsessed with rock n' roll!
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why did the frog starve?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?