What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
A river current.
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
How long do chickens work?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why was the cat so small?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why did the fish blush?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?