What kind of ant is good at math?
An accountant.
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
It's allergy season again?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?