What kind of ant is good at math?
An accountant.
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?