Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
It was alright, alright, alright.
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What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?