Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
It was alright, alright, alright.
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why are fish such good architects?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why are all priests fit?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do you call a sad latte?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why was the dog overweight?