What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bam-BOO!
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do rhinos charge?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why was the mime upset?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What are you studying in math?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?