What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Prankenstein!
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
If you need help building an ark...
What's the most athletic footwear?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?