What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Your neigh-bor.
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why do bees gossip?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why are cars magic?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why was the musician arrested?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Which superhero is best at baseball?