What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
C-antelope.
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?