What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A dino-score.
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What time of day was Adam created?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?