Where do books love to go on vacation?
A theme park.
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What cartoon character loves insects?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.