A book just fell on my head.
I only have myshelf to blame.
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you call the dog magician?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?